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The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking – Albert Einstein.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This – Author Unknown.

Behind my smile is everything you will never understand – Author Unknown.

If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot – Author Unknown.

You may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure: mistakes help us to find the right person – Author Unknown.

Unless your name is Google… stop acting like you know Everything – Author Unknown.

Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes – Author Unknown.

Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know – Author Unknown.

Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching – Author Unknown.

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog – Author Unknown.

The best feeling comes when you realize that you’re perfectly happy without the person you thought you needed the most – Author Unknown.

If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer – Author Unknown.

Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it – Cale Yarborough.

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously – Charles F. Kettering.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it – Clarence Darrow.

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say – Cyril Connolly.

You can do anything, but not everything – David Allen.

All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it – H. L. Mencken.

What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do – John Ruskin.

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean – Lin-Chi.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much – Oscar Wilde.

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there – Will Rogers.

Posted in Quotes by Topic by admin at October 28th, 2011.

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