Facebook Status Updates Quotes and Sayings
The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking – Albert Einstein.
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away – Antoine de Saint-Exupéry.
I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This – Author Unknown.
Behind my smile is everything you will never understand – Author Unknown.
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot – Author Unknown.
You may love the wrong person, cry for the wrong reason. But one thing is sure: mistakes help us to find the right person – Author Unknown.
Unless your name is Google… stop acting like you know Everything – Author Unknown.
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes – Author Unknown.
Facebook is like jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don’t know – Author Unknown.
Work like you don’t need money, love like you’ve never been hurt, and dance like no one’s watching – Author Unknown.
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! … Now read without the word dog – Author Unknown.
The best feeling comes when you realize that you’re perfectly happy without the person you thought you needed the most – Author Unknown.
If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer – Author Unknown.
Don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it – Cale Yarborough.
An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn’t take his education too seriously – Charles F. Kettering.
When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it – Clarence Darrow.
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say – Cyril Connolly.
You can do anything, but not everything – David Allen.
All men are frauds. The only difference between them is that some admit it. I myself deny it – H. L. Mencken.
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do – John Ruskin.
When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean – Lin-Chi.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much – Oscar Wilde.
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there – Will Rogers.